The Author...
Lawrence Conyers has variously been a computer programmer, systems analyst, actor, musician, project manager, museum exhibit designer, multimedia specialist, building wrecker, chicken bottler, film maker, producer, animator and sharks teeth finder.He has worked with such luminous celebrities as John Cleese, James Burke, Patrick Stewart, David Bellamy and Madonna. He now works as a photographer / videographer and attributes his writing skills to the ability to connect several words together in sequence, along with punctuation and grammatical error, to form sentences.
He has been described as one of the cleverest and most charming people ever, a mumbling idiot, irritating, brilliant, "in the way", a dancing walrus, a bit funny (sometimes), and unfortunately quite original.
He lives in the North of England with his imaginary cat, Carlsburg (probably) – That’s his name. WITH the brackets. His name is Carlsburg (probably). Descended from a long line of probability cats many of whom have eaten keyboards and not existed.
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Other Books by Lawrence Conyers
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Steetley Magnesite - Deceased.A vibrant photographic tour of the abandoned and now derelict magnesium plant on the coast at Hartlepool, UK.Industrial urbanism Available now from Blurb.com |